The Runaway Black Hole

In recent years there was all the nonsense about how scientists were going to accidentally make a black hole with the Large Hadron Collider that would runaway out of control…. we would not be able to stop it. We scientists would have tampered with the murky depths of Nature and awoken a monster we could not control. Naughty scientists that we are. The LHC has been colliding away at unprecedented energies, and last time I checked (you can too – click here) we’re ok.

gusher_oilI just realized something. Now we do have a runaway black hole! But it was created by naughty engineers, tampering with the murky depths of Nature and awakening a monster they cannot control. That gushing well 5000 feet below in the gulf of Mexico is a black hole of a kind… It just blows instead of sucks. And what a great advertisement for precision engineering we’re seeing in this awful saga as the world watches, with bizarre operations to stop it failing one after another. When I heard that the next thing they were going to try was to stuff it with old tires and golf balls I was sure it was a joke.

But it is not.

The Obama administration may “push aside” BP (who, have you noticed, are firmly British Petroleum again, and not simply the BP or Beyond Petroleum their rebranding of the last few years tried to make stick?) and deal with it themselves. I imagine they will have physicist and energy secretary Steven Chu consult with the scientific community for solutions.

No doubt, as more plans fail, ultimately they’ll come to us when it is time to do difficult sums, and “think out of the box”. Heh. Probably a bad idea…. I’ll just say that if you wake up next week to the news that they are going to try creating a large black hole next to the gusher to gobble up the oil, don’t say I didn’t warn you! 🙂


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3 Responses to The Runaway Black Hole

  1. Joseph Smidt says:

    Yeah, sometimes it takes a physicist! 🙂

  2. humble reader says:

    I heartily agree. When there’s no passion or connection to the
    work we only get a mess. Unmanned space probes and satellites
    are an example. JPL scientists built and successfully delivered
    the two viking landers to mars and the voyager probes are still
    functioning well beyond our solar system. But as soon as we
    “outsource” things we get Hubble with a flawed mirror and
    Mars probes which crash because engineers assumed the design
    units were imperial not metric. Given the billions in profits
    these oil companies have made it’s ironic that the skrimp on
    proper valves and cement.