Obama Finds Dark Matter, Shergar, and Abominable Snowman

…then buries them all at sea with appropriate reverence.

Ok… Sorry. Just kidding. But I sort of woke up this morning half expecting something like this when I switched on the radio…

-cvj

2 Responses to “Obama Finds Dark Matter, Shergar, and Abominable Snowman”


  • THIS JUST IN: The president located the first lady’s car keys, which had been missing for what seemed like weeks. Now if he can successfully lure the family labradoodle out from hiding, (the creature is believed to be somewhere in the mess of clothes and toys under Sasha’s bed, which Malia affectionately refers to as “Pack-rat-istan”), then poll numbers should REALLY start to improve.

    Obama in 2012!!!

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