This just in from the Onion (America’s Finest News Source, I remind you). Seems that there’s been a definite confirmation of potentially dangerous objects in Iran’s possession. Article’s title: “U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms”. Extract:
[…] the Department of Homeland Security uncovered new information Monday proving the Middle Eastern nation has obtained literally trillions of atoms—the same particles sometimes used to make atomic bombs—for unknown purposes.
Onion’s image caption: Condoleezza Rice displays for reporters one of the many varieties of atoms Iran is believed to already possess. (Of course, she’s holding a model of a molecule, but let’s not quibble here.)
Continuing…
“We have no doubt that Iran now possesses an alarming number of atoms within its borders, despite countless warnings from the international community,” Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff said at a press conference Monday afternoon, as he pointed to a satellite image marked with dozens of locations where his office claims the unauthorized atoms are being held. “The Iranians maintain the atoms are only being used to form the building blocks of all existence, but we cannot afford to take that risk.”
The atoms, which DHS officials believe to be “the smallest indivisible units of any element,” were first discovered in aerial photographs taken of a laboratory in central Isfahan. When the photographs were enlarged several hundred thousand times, additional clusters of atoms—known in intelligence circles as “matter”—were spotted in large cargo trucks parked […]
For more, have a look at the article here!
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The caption says: “Atom in a sparrow’s brain – Atom in a human brain”